1 April 2014 by Diane Morley-Ham

"you're a beautician, what was the best comment you've had from a client"?
"I gave a lady a chakra massage, she said i had 'healing hands' and it was the best massage she'd ever had. She wrote an email to my employer. I don't really believe in all that stuff but it made me wonder if i really do have a gift"

29 March 2014 by Diane Morley-Ham

"you follow the rasta faith, does that mean you are a vegetarian"?
"well I'd like to change the dictionary definition of 'vegetarian' as I only eat vegetables and the dictionary says that i'm a vegan, what in the word vegetarian means you eat milk and eggs too"

23 March 2014 by Diane Morley-Ham

"do you have a dollar"?
"I can give you a dollar in return for a photo"?
"ok"
"thanks, I only have 10EC but you can have that for having such a lovely face"
"but I only wanted a dollar" handing it back
"please it's fine"
"God is with you"
"and with you, bye"